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Developer vs Tester

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Tester: Hey Developer, I found a bug in your code. listen, just Type a text in 
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. 
Developer: Is this a bug? I have no requirement that beep 
sound should come. Anyway, I will fixed. 
After 2 days, 
Developer: Hi QA friend, bug is fixed. Please check. 


After 2 days, 
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in 
some PCs. My colleague is not getting the sound,but Sound is coming in my machine. 
why so ?
Fixed it.

After another 2 days, 

Developer: This is Not a bug. I found that your colleague has 
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt 
speakers.
so, Close the bug.
Another 2 days, 

Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is 
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but 
My colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. 
Developer: IS this a bug, DAMMNN... What can i do for the bug? The 
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do 
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them equal? 
Please close the bug. 
Another 2 days, 

Tester : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep on two Dell's machine is different
. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 DB whereas another machine produces 
Sound worth 20 DB. Fix your code accordingly and then i will check 
Another 2 days later, 

Developer: OHHH...it's not a BUG. I have observed that the 
Volume set is different on the two machines.please make it same before I get mad and 
I BEG you to close the bug. 
Another 2 days, 


Tester : I have re-opened the bug. 
Developer : What ? Why?? What more stupid reasons???


Tester: Sound intensity is different when machines are placed at different buildings. So, I have re-opened it. 
After 2 days, 

Developer: I need to made some civil scientist to observe the noise intensity of two buildings, i wll let you know.
Please, Please CLOSE it. otherwise i will close myself

After 1 year 
Tester : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested 
The clients to arrange two civil scientist to check the buildings but when i test, I found that 
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the BUG. 
Developer : SHITTTT.....I am really mad now.

Tester : We have found another bug, Sound not play when we put machin in VACCUM 

Developer : WHAT ??? ??? ???
Result----------------------- 
Developer is now in mental hospital while Tester has become QA Manager.

Heterochromia across species

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Heterochromia across species

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A comfort zone

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A comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

A comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

Evolution of Video Game Graphics 1962 2017

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Happiness does not depend

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Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.


Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.

If something is important enough

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When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour.



When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour.

Elon Musk

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Wesll Prototype Leaning Vehicle

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Turn your pain

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How Frieshship Breaks?

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HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?




 
 
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
 
 

 
 
 
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
 
 
As Time Passes
 
 

 
 
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
 
 
 

 
 
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
 
 
 

 
Here Your   friendship Will Be Converted To Hate
 
 
 

 
 
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
 
 
 

 
They Forget Each Other.
 
 
 

 
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
 
 
 

 
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.
 
 

 
 
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
 
 
 

 
To Say
 


 
Please keep in touch.

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Karma

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Karma

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Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert Kiyosaki's Top 10 Rules For Success

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Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert Kiyosaki's Top 10 Rules For Success


1. Experience makes you smarter
A fourth-generation Japanese American, Kiyosaki was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii.

2. The more you give, the more you receive
After graduating from Hilo High School in 1965, Kiyosaki attended the United States Merchant Marine Academy in New York.

3. Change the way you think
After graduating from college in New York, Kiyosaki began his career by taking a job with Standard Oil’s tanker office. He resigned after 6 months to join the Marine Corps.

4. Focus
He served in the Marine Corps as a helicopter gunship pilot during the Vietnam War in 1972, where he was awarded the Air Medal.

5. Hard times bring new opportunities
Kiyosaki was honorably discharged from the Marine Corps in June 1974. He then joined Xerox as an sales associate until June 1978.

6. Design the business properly
In 1977, Kiyosaki entered the retailing industry. He started a company that brought to market the first nylon and Velcro “surfer” wallets.

7. Know what you are working hard for
In 1994, he retired at the age of 47. In 1997, he launched Cashflow Technologies, a business education company which owns the Rich Dad and Cashflow brands.

8. Don’t be afraid of losses
A financial literacy advocate, Kiyosaki has been a proponent of entrepreneurship, business education, investing, and that financial literacy should be taught in schools around the world.

9. Aim to acquire assets
Kiyosaki also maintains a monthly column on Yahoo Finance.

10. Stop saving money, hedge it
His sister, Emi Kiyosaki, is a former Tibetan Buddhist nun. He has co-authored one book with Emy called “Rich Brother, Rich Sister”.

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How Elon Musk Started

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Cute Wallpapers With Nice Quotes

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Making up

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.~Charles Lam





The brain

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office





Neighbor's newspaper
It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.





Things get worse
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.





Don't be irreplaceable
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.





The difference
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.





When you're finished
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.





Giving up smoking
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain





Three sides to any argument
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.





Two words
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.







A year and a half
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
~Gracie Allen





Hydrogen and stupidity


Wisdom Quotes

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Wisdom Quotes

1. You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen
2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
3. The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
—Unknown Author
4. You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky
5. Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
—Ambrose Redmoon
6. You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
—Gandhi
7. When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
—Lin-Chi
8. The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
9. To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow
10. We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle
11. A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
—Baltasar Gracian
12. Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
—Basho
13. Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze
14. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
15. What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
—John Ruskin
16. The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.
—Marcel Proust
17. Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
—Unknown Author
18. Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
—Virgil Garnett Thomson
19. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers
20. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
—Zig Ziglar

Funny Quotes

21. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot
22. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
—Oscar Levant
23. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
—Oscar Wilde
24. I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
—New York City detective
25. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby
26. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut
27. Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
—Carl Sagan
28. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
—Jean Rostand
29. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin
30. I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
—Richard Lewis
31. We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
—Robert Wilensky
32. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams
33. If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon
34. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow
35. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
—Cullen Hightower
36. There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
—Cyril Connolly
37. There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
—Dick Cavett
38. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
—H. L. Mencken
39. I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
—Victor Hugo
40. I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
—Woody Allen

Otherwise Intelligent Quotes

41. The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
—Albert Einstein
42. Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
—André Gide
43. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
—Aristotle
44. I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
—Aryeh Frimer
45. We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
—Bill Vaughan
46. I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
—Blaise Pascal
47. Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
—Cale Yarborough
48. An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
—Charles F. Kettering
49. Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
—Christopher Hampton
50. Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
—Cyril Connolly
51. Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
—Dame Edna Everage
52. I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
—Edith Sitwell
53. Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
—Ellen Goodman
54. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
—Ellen Parr
55. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
—Erica Jong
56. Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
—Gordon R. Dickson
57. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
—Lily Tomlin
58. Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence.
—Napoleon (Hanlon’s Razor)
59. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
—Oscar Wilde
60. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
—Thomas Szasz

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Mi Qicycle Electric Folding Bike

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Yahoo Decision

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Yahoo Decision

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Don't depend too much on anyone

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Don't depend too much on anyone

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Your mind is a magnet

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Your mind is a magnet


Your mind is a magnet. Thoughts get attracted to it everyday.
If you always think of blessings, you attract more blessings.
If you always think of problems, you attract more problems.
Always keep good thoughts & speak good words…. so that you attract them always.

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Make you HAPPY

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Keep those people in your life who truly love you, motivate you, encourage you, inspire you, enhance you and make you happy. If you have people who do none of the above, simply let them go.

Keep those people in your life who truly love you, motivate you, encourage you, inspire you, enhance you and make you happy. If you have people who do none of the above, simply let them go.

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Traffic

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Traffic

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Magic For Kids At Children's Hospital

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When I was asked to do this, I was honored! Here is the link where you can donate: http://bit.ly/donateHC
Follow me on twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter

We had only planned to visit a few kids, but then we kept getting requests from parents and kids, so we went back a second day and had a blast.

Did you know that September is "Children's Cancer Awareness Month". I had no idea until I started making this video. Next year, I will be sure and raise more awareness! These kids are fighting cancer and doing it with such a positive attitude!
This has probably been one of the most challenging videos I've done, but definitely very rewarding. I am so used to performing in front of adults and have formed my performance around that. It was really fun to see if I could pull the same thing off with kids. When I was invited to do this, I never knew it would turn out so well.

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