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Developer vs Tester

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Developer vs Tester

Hi

Tester: Hey Developer, I found a bug in your code. listen, just Type a text in 
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. 
Developer: Is this a bug? I have no requirement that beep 
sound should come. Anyway, I will fixed. 
After 2 days, 
Developer: Hi QA friend, bug is fixed. Please check. 


After 2 days, 
Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in 
some PCs. My colleague is not getting the sound,but Sound is coming in my machine. 
why so ?
Fixed it.

After another 2 days, 

Developer: This is Not a bug. I found that your colleague has 
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt 
speakers.
so, Close the bug.
Another 2 days, 

Tester : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is 
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but 
My colleague who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. 
Developer: IS this a bug, DAMMNN... What can i do for the bug? The 
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do 
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them equal? 
Please close the bug. 
Another 2 days, 

Tester : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep on two Dell's machine is different
. My machine produces Beep sound of intensity 10 DB whereas another machine produces 
Sound worth 20 DB. Fix your code accordingly and then i will check 
Another 2 days later, 

Developer: OHHH...it's not a BUG. I have observed that the 
Volume set is different on the two machines.please make it same before I get mad and 
I BEG you to close the bug. 
Another 2 days, 


Tester : I have re-opened the bug. 
Developer : What ? Why?? What more stupid reasons???


Tester: Sound intensity is different when machines are placed at different buildings. So, I have re-opened it. 
After 2 days, 

Developer: I need to made some civil scientist to observe the noise intensity of two buildings, i wll let you know.
Please, Please CLOSE it. otherwise i will close myself

After 1 year 
Tester : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested 
The clients to arrange two civil scientist to check the buildings but when i test, I found that 
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the BUG. 
Developer : SHITTTT.....I am really mad now.

Tester : We have found another bug, Sound not play when we put machin in VACCUM 

Developer : WHAT ??? ??? ???
Result----------------------- 
Developer is now in mental hospital while Tester has become QA Manager.

Heterochromia across species

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Heterochromia across species

A comfort zone

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A comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

A comfort zone is a beautiful place but nothing ever grows there

Evolution of Video Game Graphics 1962 2017

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Happiness does not depend

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Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.


Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think.

If something is important enough

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When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour.



When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour.

Elon Musk

Wesll Prototype Leaning Vehicle

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Turn your pain

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How Frieshship Breaks?

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HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?




 
 
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
 
 

 
 
 
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
 
 
As Time Passes
 
 

 
 
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
 
 
 

 
 
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
 
 
 

 
Here Your   friendship Will Be Converted To Hate
 
 
 

 
 
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
 
 
 

 
They Forget Each Other.
 
 
 

 
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
 
 
 

 
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.
 
 

 
 
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
 
 
 

 
To Say
 


 
Please keep in touch.